If you love Cards Against Humanity and hate Trump's grift, this is for you.
How to play in 30 seconds
- Start a game. Enter your name above and tap Start — you'll get a 6-letter room code.
- Invite your friends. Share the code or the invite link. Everyone joins from their own phone or laptop — same room or across the country.
- Play. 3–10 players. Short on humans? Add bots like Four Seasons Rudy and Sara HackIsMe.
Questions, answered
Is Don's Cons like Cards Against Humanity?
Same rhythm: each round one player judges, everyone else plays the funniest card from their hand, and the judge picks a winner. The difference is the content — every prompt is a snarky press question about a real Trump scandal, and every response card is a real-style Don quote. If you can play Cards Against Humanity, you already know how to play.
Is it really free?
Completely free — no ads, no accounts, no paywall. If you enjoy the game you can chip in through the Support store, but you never have to.
Do I need to download an app?
No. Everything runs in the browser on any phone, tablet, or computer — like Jackbox, but free and with more grift. Start a game, share your room code, play.
How many players do we need?
3 to 10 players. If you're short on humans you can add bots to fill out the room.
Can we play remotely?
Yes — games sync live over the internet, so friends can join from anywhere with the room code or an invite link. For remote games, hop on a call together while you play.
Are the Trump quotes and scandals real?
Yes. Every prompt card in Don's Cons is grounded in something Don actually did — see The Receipts for all 50 claims with cited reporting.
A free Trump party game you play in your browser
Don's Cons is a free online party game about Donald Trump's cons, quotes, and scandals. No app to download and no account to create — one player starts a game, gets a 6-character room code, and everyone else joins from their own phone or computer. Games need 3 to 10 players (add bots if you're short), and they work whether you're on the same couch or on a video call across the country.
Don's Cons plays like Cards Against Humanity: each round a rotating judge reads a snarky press question about a real Trump scandal, everyone plays the best Don quote from their hand, and the judge crowns a winner.
Skeptical? Every card in the game is backed by real reporting — browse The Receipts, all 50 claims with cited articles. Don's Cons is made by two friends, Nate and Fred, who've been building online party games since 2020 — read their note on why this one exists. Questions? The FAQ has answers.